"Y'all Need Seasoned Jesus" T shirt

You ever look around and think, “These folks need Jesus… but with flavor”? Yeah. Same.

Introducing the “Y’all Need Seasoned Jesus” tee — for when bland faith ain’t cuttin’ it and Sunday manners ain’t enough.

On the front: a brown-skinned, historically accurate Jesus lightly seasoning a plate of bread and fish like he’s about to cater the Last Supper AND a family reunion.

On the back? A holy gut-punch:

Jesus Was a Radical

• Fed the hungry without charging

• Healed without billing

• Flipped tables in corrupt temples

• Told the rich to give it away

And at the bottom, the line that’ll make your aunt clench her pearls:

If you’re mad because Barbra June got fudge rounds with her food stamps, you’re nothing like Jesus.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a spiritual intervention.

Printed on premium soft cotton with ink strong enough to survive judgment day (or at least potluck gossip).

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean