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Skeeter’s “Plug Into Darkness” Unisex Hoodie – Power Out? So Am I.
$40.00
Some hoodies keep you warm.
This one helps you accept the blackout and lean into the chaos.
The “Plug Into Darkness” hoodie is for those nights when the grid’s dead, the flashlight’s flickering, and something’s howling behind the shed. You don’t panic. You don’t flinch. You just zip up and mutter,
“Guess we’re doing this in the dark.”
- Thick, soft, and somehow emotionally supportive
- Front pouch big enough to hold regret, a flask, or six mini Slim Jims
- Drawstrings designed for dramatic exits
- Skeeter’s logo stamped on the chest like a warning label
This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it warns the world you’ve unplugged from society and rerouted your power directly into bullshit.