“Don’t Stick Your Wiener in a Light Socket” – Humorous Foodie Square Sticker

Public service announcement from the Department of Common Damn Sense — if it sparks, buzzes, or hums, keep your meat away from it.

This square sticker delivers timeless wisdom with zero room for debate:

Don’t. Stick. Your Wiener. In. A Light Socket.

Perfect for laptops, toolboxes, dorm fridges, or your uncle’s probation officer’s clipboard.

• 3” x 3” vinyl square of pure questionable advice
• Weatherproof, waterproof, and common sense–resistant
• Sticks to most surfaces (except emotional boundaries)
• Printed in America where the power grid is held together by tape and hope

Apply near any electrical outlet as a warning to future generations.