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The Captain Crackhead Super Tumbler 20 oz
$33.99
Hydrate like a man who’s been awake for 3 days and just discovered the CIA put tracking chips in squirrels. This 20oz Captain Crackhead Super Tumbler is built for chaos, caffeine, and long rants on public benches.
- Holds 20oz of coffee, moonshine, or melted anxiety
- Double-wall insulated — keeps cold drinks cold, hot drinks scalding
- Won’t spill during spontaneous parkour
- Dishwasher safe (unless your dishwasher’s a fed)
Now with 87% less aluminum foil.
Captain approved. Reality not included.