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Skeeter’s Truck Stop – I Wanna Be a Douchebag Flatbill Hat
$33.99
You ever look in the mirror and think,
“Damn… I could be more punchable”?
This hat’s for you.
Introducing the official “I Wanna Be a Douchebag” flatbill — perfect for anyone who vapes in gas stations, revs their engine in school zones, or drinks Bang Energy like it’s holy water.
- Flat as your personality
- Adjustable snapback for inflated egos
- Embroidered with 100% pure judgment
- Looks best paired with lifted trucks, unsolicited opinions, and zero self-awareness
Warning: May increase confidence, lower IQ, and attract women with felony records.