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Skeeter’s Truck Stop “Wiener Socket Warning” Hoodie – For Men Who Learn the Hard Way
$55.00
You ever wake up, look in the mirror, and think,
“Maybe today’s the day I finally learn not to stick my wiener in a light socket”?
Yeah, us neither. But this hoodie’s here to remind the rest of the world before it’s too late.
Featuring bold front print that screams “I make poor decisions but I’m warm while doing it,” this hoodie is the ultimate blend of comfort and poor judgment.
- Heavyweight cotton-poly blend, soft as a regret
- Drawstrings for dramatic yanking when you realize the power’s still on
- Kangaroo pocket big enough for snacks, tools, or electrical burn cream
- Printed with industrial-grade sarcasm
Great for:
- Family dinners you weren’t invited to
- Job interviews you already failed
- Waffle House parking lots at 3:12AM
Wear it proud. Stay grounded. And for the love of Skeeter — keep your meat out the wall.