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Skeeter’s Truck Stop - Meth Salad Sandwich T-shirt!
$29.50
You ever be sittin’ at a rest stop at 2AM, mindin’ your business, when some wide-eyed cryptid in a stained tank top slides up and whispers,
“You ever tried a meth salad sandwich?”
Boom. New core memory unlocked.
This shirt is for the bold. The brave. The barely-functioning.
It don’t ask questions — it just stares into your soul and says:
“Yeah… I’ve eaten gas station tuna with no regrets.”
- Printed on fabric softer than a stolen motel towel
- Fits like that one decision you keep tellin’ your PO was a misunderstanding
- May cause flashbacks, stares, and the urge to run from the cops for no reason
Pairs great with:
- Cigarettes that ain’t yours
- Court dates
- Cold Busch Light
- A complete disregard for dietary safety