"It's Felony Time" Raccoon vinyl sticker

Meet the war general of gas station chaos — Peach the Raccoon, locked and loaded in her baby carrier with a tactical helmet and a GoPro, screaming into battle like she’s seen things. Below her? The battle cry heard ’round Skeeter’s Alabama Truck Stop:

“IT’S FELONY TIME!

This sticker is perfect for:

• Coolers, toolboxes, laptops, truck bumpers, and vending machines that had it coming
• Warning your enemies you roll deep with Peach and Felony
• Reminding the world that snacks aren’t free — they’re fought for

Durable. Waterproof. Certified raccoon‑approved.

Slap it anywhere you need a little bit of righteous hillbilly vengeance.