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“Don’t Stick Your Wiener in a Light Socket” T-Shirt – Live, Laugh, Electrocute
$25.00
Some shirts are funny.
This one is a legally binding warning from the gods of bad decisions.
Whether you’ve done it, thought about it, or just know someone dumb enough to try, this shirt delivers the message loud and clear:
Electricity and genitals don’t mix.
- Unisex fit — for men, women, and whoever else needs the reminder
- 100% cotton and 0% common sense
- Screen-printed with enough sarcasm to trip a breaker
- Soft enough to wear during your next safety violation
Perfect for
- Cookouts
- Court-ordered community service
- That friend who once licked a 9V battery and said “it ain’t that bad”
Skeeter’s Truck Stop Approved. Not suitable for electricians or unsupervised adults.