Meth Salad Sandwich Vinyl Sticker – America’s Least Legal Lunch

Straight from the Skeeter’s Truck Stop lunch menu (and probably the FBI’s watchlist), this Meth Salad Sandwich sticker is here to ruin appetites and friendships in the best way possible.

Slap it on your lunchbox, toolbox, or grandma’s walker — it’s vinyl, weatherproof, and guaranteed to spark at least one awkward conversation.

• 3.5” x 3.5” square of visual felony
• Dishwasher safe, but morally questionable
• Sticks to coolers, car bumpers, court documents
• Printed in the U.S.A., which makes it technically patriotic

Perfect for:

• People with no filter
• Truckers, tweakers, and unlicensed chefs
• Anyone who’s ever confused mayonnaise with menace

The Meth Salad Sandwich: because lettuce doesn’t slap hard enough.